It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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