My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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