I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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