The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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