we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
you win again, gameday.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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