Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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