can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say