Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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