I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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