it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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