No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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