Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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