Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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