ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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