this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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