Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Buhtt sex?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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