I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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