How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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