The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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