i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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