Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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