Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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