Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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