i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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