The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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