sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
operation have a gay friend backfired
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
i think i just lost a toe
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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