is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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