we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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