One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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