why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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