i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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