Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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