Just fell off a train. Bad.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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