So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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