Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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