Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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