WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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