I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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