guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Less talking, more tequila
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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