so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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