haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
