Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Randomize
