I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
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The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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