your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
