I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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