from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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