I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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sex in a hospital.. check
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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