you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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