Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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