We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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