? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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You surviving the open bar?
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I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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