your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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