We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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