I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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